Are astrologers happier than the rest of us?

Do they see the rocks in life’s shallow waters

And avoid the shipwrecks common in most lives?

Do astrologers become wealthy?

Do they seize the opportunities others overlook

And always buy low and sell high?

Are astrologers long-lived?

Do they put safety first whenever it really matters

And eat right, avoiding foods that next year will be declared harmful?

Wanda cast horoscopes and read tarot cards.

Thrice divorced and living alone in a run-down house,

She was in poor health when she died of a stroke after a minor auto accident.

Are astrologers happier than the rest of us?

Probably not.