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Coffee Table Book

by Lionel E. Deimel

 

Where do you put your coffee table book if you don’t have a coffee table?

There are myriad options if your doing the obvious is unavailable.

 

You could put your book on an ordinary bookshelf,

But walking by an overhanging book might cause injury to yourself.

 

Standing your book on end on a top shelf might be appealing,

Though locating your book so high might cause the volume to hit the ceiling.

 

You could use the book as a desk for your lap,

But, if you cannot sit and work all the time, your book becomes something of a trap.

 

A long book across the arms of a dining chair

Might, to a small child’s booster seat, favorably compare.

 

If your mattress sags in a single weak spot,

A good stiff coffee table book might increase your comfort a lot.

 

(Though a book in the bed

Hardly ever gets read.)

 

A coffee table book with an especially attractive dust jacket

Could become a decorative wall hanging if supported by an appropriate bracket.

 

Your book, lying prone and supported at either end,

Might even itself to be a bookshelf pretend.

 

Or, if supporting the book with decorative legs you are able,

Your coffee table book could simply become a coffee table.


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A have a number of large books that must reside somewhere. Contemplating these on my bookshelves inspired me to think about writing a poem about what to do with such volumes. (See photo, which shows some of these books in a bookcase.) I began the poem by writing the first line. That line created a proper context, but it seemed an unconventional base to work from. I remembered that Ogden Nash, one of my favorite poets, freely used long lines without too much concern about meter. This gave me permission to do the same.

My inspiration for a laundry list of possible uses for a coffee table book was Simon Bond’s 101 Uses for a Dead Cat. I could not think of 101 ways to use a coffee table book, of course, but I used my imagination as best I could. After a time, I decided I had conjured up enough options. The parenthetical stanza interrupts the structure of the piece, but I really liked it and decided to leave it in.

I was particularly pleased with my final stanza, which seemed to end the poem in a particularly appropriate fashion. Only after having written the rest of the poem did I think of using a coffee table book as a coffee table.

My original title for this poem was “Dealing with Your Coffee Table Book.” I did think that unnecessarily long, so I decided to shorten it.

This poem was written 11/2/2025.

— LED, 11/4/2025

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